Doctor Dunkenstein was Darrell Griffith not Darryl Dawkins. I agree with everything else you said though.

I had one too! It had the outdoor/rubberized texture. I think it was even kind of chocolate colored? I think my dad got it for me because it was cheap. I used to hate Darryl Dawkins since I was a huge Kareem / Lakers fan at the time (I was about 7.) But by the time I had the Chocolate Thunder basketball a few years…

If Larry Bowa isn’t the mascot for Philadelphia, what is?

If it isn’t readily apparent, basically *everyone* does exactly that.

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

He dove at a player’s lower body from behind while the other player was already engaged in a block. That was fucking easy. Next question.

I’m pretty sure it was the Fat Jew that said that originally.

Prejudiced against Italians. I can’t believe it, in this day in age, prejudiced against italians.

Boykin was traded to the Steelers, not cut.

It's more like rooting for syphillis.

“Every greasy cannoli-inhaling specimen from South Philly named Vito and Rocco along with the South Jersey riff raff portion of our fanbase that still crashes high school parties at the age of 32 bought up all the Riley Cooper jerseys that went on clearance at Dick’s sporting goods after he made his racist remarks.”

That would be something the Mets would do; however, as a lifelong Phillies fan, seeing Utley in a Mets uniform would make my head explode.

I didn’t try Chantix because the side effects scared the shit out of me. One of the side effects of that drug is suicide. That’s horrifying. I did try Zyban(Wellbutrin) and all it did was make me incredibly angry and smoke even more. Before I tried ecigs I had lost hope of ever quitting smoking. Since I picked up a…

Seriously. Is there any chance it’s not the Dodgets but the Mets that are pulling off this trade? This has Mets written all over it. What’s that? Ryan Howard is available, too? He hit like all the home runs in 2007. GET HIM.

because no one cares?

It also doesnt have the crazy side effects of pills like chantix. I took that for a full cycle and it made me EXTREMELY depressed. I had never had any sort of depression beforehand. 3 months after finishing with chantix, I started smoking again because I was depressed. It was the worst time of my life, by far.

My ecig, after initial equipment purchase, costs me pennies a day and has gotten me 100% off of cigarettes and improved my health. I used to spmoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day at a cost of about $14 per day. In previous attempts to quit smoking over the course of many years I spent hundreds of dollars on very…

I think along with that it has a lot to do with selling chantix, nicorette, zyban, and other various patches lozeenges, gums, and pills. Vaping is a threat to that because it’s dirt cheap and doesn’t line the pockets of big pharma.

Congrats on being intentionally obtuse. You know what I was saying.