You continue to put out the best articles on this site. Great stuff. As a father of 4 I couldn’t agree more with what you said here.

Congrats on being intentionally obtuse. You know what I was saying.

You know there are laws about booster seats right? They are mandatory in my state if your kid is not over 8 or 80 pounds.

He’s not being sued by the driver, he is being charged criminally.

It’s the deflating tail at the end that gets me every damn time.

I can watch it 50 times in a row and crack up all 50 times. One of my all time favorites.

Just what I wanted an app that will tell my wife where I am at all times, said no married man ever.

“Black balls will heat up more than white balls would”

I’m not prepared to invest that much effort in snark

I have 3 advanced degrees, make north of $200K a year, have an 11 inch penis, an IQ well past genius level and I fucked supermodel twins last night, and I noticed that too.

The idea that a billionaire can be anti-establishment is laughable to me.

Not to mention that foreigners trophy hunting in Zimbabwe is a major part of their economy and helps fund conservation efforts there. To say the Cecil the lion thing is overblown is a huge understatement.

Might makes right. For better or (most likely) worse the US is the most powerful country in the history of the earth and it’s not even remotely close.

You realize he was playing a character right?

This is the best thing I’ve ever read on this site. Thank you for this.

Came here to say this. Any cartoon duo list that doesn’t include Pinky and The Brain is just wrong.

What do you know, fuck face?

He was clearly talking about all those ‘mexicans’ in central america.

As the father of 4 children, every dresser in my house is anchored to the wall. Any dresser will tip over if a kid is climbing on it, and kids tend to climb on shit. This is parenting 101.