We can’t all be Chopped champion.

Are you saying that this isn’t cool?

No Adam Schefter post is complete without this .gif.

Captain SuperTongue was my nickname in college.

Right and people always seem to forget that Michael Jordan is a terrible person too. A lot of elite athletes are. Any thinking person can enjoy watching athletes for what they do on the court, but also understand that this doesn’t mean they condone every part of their life. If you are going to be a fan of professional…

This didn’t happen and you know it.