Why, yes! To get rid of wrinkles! Via mouth exercise.

That obituary was a disgrace, and got the thrashing it deserved on Twitter and in other media (The Australian is a Murdoch paper) yesterday. My fav response with this article imagining the obits of male writers if they were subjected to the same treatment as women.

Oh geesh, this book caused a major fucking argument between my mother and I. I was born in '76 so my mom read and watched it when I was young and adoredadoredadored Father Ralph. Cut to 2010, when I read it while pregnant, and I call my mom, all, 'WTF is this shit? This guy is a goddamn pedophile!' And she…

Ethan has awesome hair, is the most chivalrous man I've ever met, is brilliant, well-educated, ambitious, and makes me laugh.

anus.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

Awesome advice. Also, whatever you guys are paying Tara Jacoby, it is nowhere near enough.

Open letter to various;

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

Eudora Peterson! Millihelen, I might have to put you on my bookmark bar if you keep spoiling me like this.

LESLIE!!!!!! THE COME UP!!!!!!

I can't... wha...?!!?!/!?!!

Conspiracy Theory: Zach Galifinakis is a character that Joaquin Phoenix plays. That interview from Letterman where he appeared to be insane (for the Casey Affleck thing) was just a trial run for between two ferns.

I can see your reactions now:

g-string yoga is absolutely not my jam but i respect it

Gwyneth, texting your assistant to tell them to pick you up some red lingerie made from organic cotton hand-spun by yoga masters and sold in an exclusive Manhattan boutique for $5799 does not qualify as "sexing".

Baby-weightlifting is the sport this nation needs