My takeaway is that next time I'm having my period I will say "I am in the wardrobe of my Royal Daintiness." So much more quaint than saying it's Shark Week.
GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE OPERA.
Also, I'd just like to say that I am so very happy that I lived long enough to see the day where I can, if I so desire, just pop down to the legal weed dispensary for some weed, and the internet cleaning lady will teach me how to roll it into a clean, tidy, filtered joint. When I was 15 (or even when I was 30. Or…
YESSSS!! I posted the other day about how they bought a bunch of toys from the sex shop where I work and I didn't end up seeing any of them in the show — so glad they released this! Still no sign of the sparkly dildo the size of my forearm but I recognize almost everything else.
Most important pic of the night.
So that he could wear them on his shoulder?
there is nothing in this world cooler than a high-stakes jewelry heist.
Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.
I just wanted to show off my vanity that was a $10 craigslist find. The bench is an old piano bench that I covered with ladylike looking fabric.. Also, I am especially proud of my jewelry organization. I spray painted ice cube trays black for earrings, old birchboxes for bracelets, and a pretty truffle box for…
Once I was at my friend's apartment and I was really drunk. I crawled out on his fire escape and I noticed the hot guy who lived upstairs was out, so I crawled up another level.
One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.
This story isn't particularly impressive, but I'm an incredibly shy person at times and it was an unprecedented bold move for me and is a serious confidence booster.
I found this beauty in the trash THE TRASH!!! It has bakelite and bronzey drawer pulls and smells like a nan's makeup.
Wow. The more I read, the more I was like, FUCK YEAH! This is a great interview and her responses are really thoughtful, articulate, and even more impressive, I feel, really encompassing. She really covers all the bases. Great read and I'm looking forward to watching her career progress!
"very small orgy"
"Quality Boudoir Modern Bitch", please.
I cheat this a tiny bit(as blue based blacks totally clash with my chalky but yellow undertoned skin), line the whole lip in a super dark red, then put some Make Up Forever Rouge Artist Intense #50 on top.