The Diva Cup, while extremely liberating, has also brought with it a number of "learning moments" one big one being that all my insides coming out are very much quantifiable, that if I do want I truly can hold all the glorp coming out of me in my hands at one time and admire my strawberries thusly.

The other thing…

I don't know if babies are in Tina's future but if I procreate my teeny Tinas (or Genes) are going to watch these videos before they hit puberty. This would have helped Ten-year-old menstruating Tina faaaaaaarrrr better than the weird little "my body myself" book her mum surreptitiously slipped under her pillow.

Is there any proof that they are in fact *not* the same person?

I watched this whole episode shrieking and holding my butt...with joy.

As an OG Jeremy stan (as he is my IRL mantasy) I'm actually pretty thrilled with the way last night ended. Though I was of course ecstatic to find that Abbi's crush would be requited, I was ready to get bored by their domestic bliss as I did with…

Thank youuuu thank youuuuu! Stay tuned for some photos of me looking like this:

I just call mine my "upstairs beard."

These are amazing tips! Can you (or anyone reading) tell me what you use to line your eyelids just so? Liquid? Pencil? Brands? I'm a 30-year-old makeup newbie and have been using a flat brush to apply powder liner as my training-wheels.

I whole-heartedly endorse "assing" as a verb.

GURLS. 23 seconds into the Elizabeth Banks clip is REAL LIVE REGGIE WATTS.

YES BELIEVE.

This .GIF makes it look like he's polishing her toes with his ass...

...AND I LOVE IT.

"Mugwort Steam" - possibly the last thing I'd ever want near my netherlands.

Don't worry gurl, there's lots of us who just logged many, many fantasy hours until some cool physical stuff happened at the ripe old age of 22.

"Horny Thirst Witch" = new burner name when I forget my password...

...see you in the afterlife Jezzies!

Read this entire article with what I assumed was a Rihanna accent in my head but I'm terrible so it ended up sounding like Sasheer's Rihanna impression on SNL's Hip Hop Nativity. Still feeling pretty good about it though.

Started doing kegels by paragraph 2. Gave up by paragraph 4.

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*Hi boys.

I'm glad you got better.

#notalldicks

I'm the most impressed she's able to keep a straight face.