This is magic but can we talk for one hot second about how the actor who played AARON SAMUELS is also on this show and did a MEAN GIRLS-themed dance??!!

Posted an ad as a JOKE on Craigslist Casual Encounters saying I wanted a mustache ride. Ended up with 49 terrifying dick pics sent to my Blackberry in rapid succession, followed by one mildly amusing response and a mustache and chin only photo.

Went out for drinks, ended up with my legs behind my ears, upside down and…

I know animals should keep their fur coats but DAMN if I had this stole I'd be naked under it FOREVER. (Though this dress pretty much does the job).

Thank you thank you thank you for this.

I buy music from iTunes, and I'm in my late twenties. Mostly it's because I like my library being neatly organized, I can sample music before I buy, and sometimes I just want to add a shameful Top 40 song to my running playlist and don't want to go down an internet k-hole to find the perfect one...just give me what…

And yet...who's that cutie peekin' at us from the corner over there?

Before I start this story please know that I did not grow up camping. Because I did not grow up camping I did not ever really learn to go to the bathroom outdoors, and as such have never really had success in this realm.

Any ladays who high-schooled in the early '00s remember Hair Mascara?

IS IT BACK?

WAS IT ALL A DREAM?

(My coworker is playing Toto's "Africa" in the background right now and I am sobbing at my desk.)

This is why I needed to cool it on watching Mad Men...my brown liquor supply got DRAINED, and I started wearing a lot more girdles and dress scarves.

These coats! YES. I lurrrrrve the printed lining/dress. I'd look like a damn popsicle but I'd wear this ish alllll over town.

My clutch came from Target, it's bright orange faux-ostrich, and it lives FIRMLY implanted in my armpit when I take it outside, as any other location for it would involve it going on its own adventures.

I have T1Diabetes, so I need to travel with a small arsenal of crapola at all times. Alas, the beautiful "credit…

I had one Ken doll, several Barbies, a white Barbie Ferrari, and a weird silver doll with metallic hair that was DOUBLE JOINTED.

Ah...sweet, sweet (I assume) high school love...those were they days when young men hadn't yet learned the phrase that would crush my young heart for most of my twenties...

Dude. Aren't flowers on V-day (or any day) a nice gesture rather than a dealbreaker? If your relationship is fragile enough that it hinges on the back of a business with "1-800" as its title, don't you think it's time to cut ties and move on?

Gah! My old Jez username was some iteration of Doctor Girlfriend that had not already been snapped up by another like-minded user. Like many, when we switched to Kinja I panicked and just plooped the first thing in I could think of, which was a TOOL lyric and not something awesome like, "mypantsarehaunted" or…

Wow. This made me feel all the feels. So happy for Nicole and her family.

Mary Lambert also looks amazing: that hair. That dress. The makeup. All of it. A+.

Yes!

I was reading this post and having crazy deja-vu. Thank you for taking me out of my crazy.

Chobani! Fage? Maybe it's 'cause I'm Canadian, or maybe it's 'cause I'm getting the weird brain-drain that comes with my particular PMS (laydeez!) but most of these words are gibberish to me....though I did pick out 'Stamos' and 'yogurt.'