This post is all wrong. The best way to drink at the holiday party and keep your shit together is to practice drinking regularly. It's the 10,000 hour rule, basically.

Netflix should text, "ARE YOU OK?" when we aren't watching Netflix. Because we probably aren't.

Neither can she!

I HAVE FAILED AS A SIDE-EYE HISTORIAN. I offer my sincerest apologies at my shoddy research skills. That is some truly beautiful side-eye.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

The homie Adnan's doing life in prison for less

We got bored with dominating the world's tracks so now we're moving on to swimming pools. Coming for that ass Phelps!!

It's time those boys dropped the pretense.

I have to admit, I read this looking for an explaination for this outfit.

Triangle! Square! Octagon! Rhombus! ALL ON YOUR BOOBS!

OMG I just noticed the side eye happening on these scales of justice AND I LOVE IT.

As a natural hair wearer, I agree with her remarks. Now, granted, I wear my naturally 4c hair twisted into dreadlocks, and I am both a civil service AND and IT drone, so I do have a bit of latitude in my dress code. But I will say that how I got the idea for dreadlocks was watching older Black women that I worked…

Tandra?

Dear god, do I love this show. I love it almost too much. I cried when I realized I had watched the last episode last season.

I love this show. I need more Lincoln/Hannibal Buress making and eating a whole cake.

How is this not out of the grays!

Tina Belcher would approve this post, and save it to incorporate into her erotic friend fiction.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

I don't believe that Chicago exists. I have never been there; no one I know has ever been there (except for my friend Jackie who changed planes at O'Hare, but she said it was real snowy so it could have been a different airport covered in white paint); "Chicago" is a funny word and "City of Broad Shoulders" rings real…