Why is drinking Vodka alone while watching Futurama not an option?

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

Pssssshhhh. James and Nicki are easy to hate, but I love them both. I look forward to their episode.

i have a lot in common with these bags as i also have nipples

I love Key & Peele. That's all. They're brilliant. If it were legal I'd marry both of them.

I just want to throw this out there, I have a really weird obsession with 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship videos on YouTube. That is all.

I would gladly star in the lamest, most embarrassing SNL sketch ever to air if it meant I got to kiss Edward Norton at the end. Aidy is a lucky woman. This wasn't funny, but I enjoyed it.

She is the best! And I love that they put all 3 in the same outfits, instead of forcing Rebel into some hideous muumuu while Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow wear lingerie (a la the Cosmo SNL shoot from a while ago).

I'm allergic. I could train dolphins to take LSD but that profession has fallen on hard times after all the sex scandals.

Now Now - I'm 55 and I can tell you it's generally longer than 2 slides - usually gets a reaction, and is seldom problematic.

Rebel looks so good in every photo. As someone who LOVES Anna Kendrick, I gotta say Rebel is working it harder than the other two girls who just look like extras/midwest prom queens.

"Pussy farts, the Musical!"

"I could go iron now. For days. I love to iron."

This song is the Nickelback of Nickelback songs.

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

If anything, the trailer alone has brought us this moment from Allison Janney, which I think we can all identify with.