She says, "seriously"? That's expert dissing? What am I missing.

That would be hard on any guy.

I feel for Gary sometimes b/c he's just trying to be a good dad and connect with his step daughter. I wish my stepdad had been a tenth interested in me.

I find it weirdly perfect that Linda Belcher would have a barbed wire tattoo on her bicep. Like, you fucking know Linda used to be (and probably still is) a hellcat. You just know.

I once played rugby with giant men to impress a guy in college who said he thought it was hot when girls were "tiny but tough." Promptly dislocated my right shoulder and broke my left collarbone, and a rib. Insisted I was fine, even though I couldn't move. Drank a lot, so I could claim the passing out was from the…

I've said this before, but your new graphics gal is SO GOOD.

Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Maybe! Big Freedia is probably into apples too, but that wouldn't make an apple dropped in fetid festival water twerking.

Let's not conflate salamandering with twerking. For the love of Big Freedia I urge caution in these times.

A part of me hoped against hope that they would maybe be a multi ethnic group of friends rather than a real estate stock photo.

@peasandrice - Everyone was in a hat from the start: tiny jaunty ones, seussy ones, giant fascinators, flat caps, witches' hats.

I went to a wedding as the guest of my boyfriend, so I didn't know too many people. The groom was softly sobbing as he waited at the altar. As the bride started down the aisle, he started wailing. When she reached him, his knees buckled and he fell down, rocking back and forth on his knees, sobbing like a baby. The…