"I love my boobs. Other people suck."

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

That's your winner? Pffft...

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

Step One in the abuser's playbook is to isolate the victim. (I almost said "his victim," but it's also VERY possible for a man to be the abused person in a dysfunctional relationship. See, once you've cut off someone, they have no support group. No peers. No one to run to.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

You should listen to hip-hop sometime, he's a mainstay on the radio and such.

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

them lil shorts tho

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

lindy, no gif could ever describe how i feel right now. i need you. that last paragraph that you wrote? i need you to write it for me everyday. never, ever stop. i know, you're not going to do it here, and i am crying about it, but no matter what, promise, PROMISE, that you will never stop doing it. because i need it,…

Wait you AND Lindy are leaving??? Is this a mass exodus????

Any time whisper and Beyonce are mentioned together:

Mark's penis-washing choir:

I like the measurement lines, it helps me quantify my period.

Clearly, when it comes to this guy's personality, there's groom for improvement.

Moist wipes.

This poster:

at first i was all 'UH HOW WOULD A BUSINESS BE A VAMPIRE, IDIOT?!" but then i remembered corporations are people too.