You should listen to hip-hop sometime, he's a mainstay on the radio and such.

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

them lil shorts tho

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

lindy, no gif could ever describe how i feel right now. i need you. that last paragraph that you wrote? i need you to write it for me everyday. never, ever stop. i know, you're not going to do it here, and i am crying about it, but no matter what, promise, PROMISE, that you will never stop doing it. because i need it,…

Wait you AND Lindy are leaving??? Is this a mass exodus????

Any time whisper and Beyonce are mentioned together:

Mark's penis-washing choir:

I like the measurement lines, it helps me quantify my period.

Clearly, when it comes to this guy's personality, there's groom for improvement.

Something tells me this will go down as her crowning achievement.

at first i was all 'UH HOW WOULD A BUSINESS BE A VAMPIRE, IDIOT?!" but then i remembered corporations are people too.

I promise not to write an excel spreadsheet of all the times you didn't give me the sexin' I want and send it to your work email.

I'm butt pregnant with a dump.

I haven't had a crush on a guy this fictional since Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid when I was 6.

Tina Belcher approves of this gif

Ok, Jez, please change the headline to say:

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