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Sugar Knight would get shot at the annual Accountant of the Year Banquet and Dinner-Dance in St. Paul, MN.

Suge Knight would get shot at the Kids Choice Awards.

I'm so done with all the crap happening this week.

I learned that from the Duggars. Hey, maybe he wants his own reality show! Working title: I Fought the Law and My Balls Won.

I would wear this dress in a hot second.

If they were real men they would clip the mic to their nips.

This tweet.

No, we had SPARKLE SEQUIN BOOBS and very slimming velour and all the country club moms thought we were super scandalous as a result.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

Since this story is not funny in any way, let's all remember the time University of Kansas Defensive End Dion Rayford got himself wedged, Winnie the Pooh-style, in a Taco Bell drive-thru window.

I wouldn't call mine a disaster, but the artist did slip a little bit, making one of the words in my tattoo pretty much unreadable.

I wanted to recommend this but you currently have 69 stars and I didn't want to ruin that.

I really thought nothing could ever top that Kiefer Sutherland/Freddie Prinze Jr. Feud. But this. OMG THIS.

Clicking though to Copyranter was Worth It.

My friend Raph plans on marrying a news reporter at a plant like this once human/mutant turtle marriages are legalized.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

B'SCUSE ME?