I wouldn't call mine a disaster, but the artist did slip a little bit, making one of the words in my tattoo pretty much unreadable.

I wanted to recommend this but you currently have 69 stars and I didn't want to ruin that.

I really thought nothing could ever top that Kiefer Sutherland/Freddie Prinze Jr. Feud. But this. OMG THIS.

Clicking though to Copyranter was Worth It.

My friend Raph plans on marrying a news reporter at a plant like this once human/mutant turtle marriages are legalized.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

B'SCUSE ME?

You know, I have sold several of those things show above. Tacky as fuck. They're teenagers, you can't tell them anything. But when I've sold ten neon backless dresses in a row and I'm feeling down, I get one girl who lets me dress her like Grace-fucking-Kelly in lavender tea-length tulle gown and vintage jewels,…

This is actually Google Hair, a wearable computer.

Forget about the thigh gap. It's All. About. Pyramid Head.

Can we talk about that green dress made for a six-breasted junior?

My bf is a bike messenger & shaves his legs. It's rad. Our legs are like elegant hairless dolphins between the sheets. But yeah, these ads are dumb.

Just to be clear: I am not opposed to female nudity. I don't freak out if I see a vagina or breasts. It's just, I love GoT, but they take gratuitous nudity to a whole new level.

I may be biased as a gay guy, but enough with the tits and ass, especially whore tits and ass! We get it! Most of the women in the GoT universe are just fuck toys. Solid writing, guys.

If you put an obscene amount of cheese on my sandwich, I'd probably assume you wanted to be BFFs for life.

I really hope Big Dick Richie gets a lot more screen time and a really tragic backstory.