RIP "Dawson Necklace"

Pin Now! Read Later! This outfit is a must for those chic days at the office! Janet on the couch there has been doing a juice cleanse for a month now. She got the recipe off Pinterest..along with the Mason Jar coffee mug she's been using. She's also bringing in some Organic Veggie Chili to next weeks pot-luck,…

Next Job Hunt, I'm marketing myself as a Playmobil figure. I mean, look how great I am with interacting in the break room

I'd like to blame my current trend of watching currently-broadcasted TV shows in one evening's sitting while going through a bottle of wine on GoT. I love wine. But geez, if the Lannisters' constant wine drinking doesn't make me always go, "Hmm. GOOD IDEA." I'm planning to restock my supply this weekend in…

-Has kids

Taystee and Poussey are great, but I also love Mackenzie and Amanda.

Ms Meyer is a crayola bitch-ass

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

And around the corner fudge is made.

• Debating whether I have a mustache and, if I do, questioning whether other people see it.

Is that called The Beeker?

Now, I would just like to point out that this Oscars is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my spouse... and some of their friends. Oh, yes, and Dodai. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the…

That's one tall drink of pants