Would you dare say that if it was a blackboard?

The whiteboard never should have gotten drunk and passed out if it didn't want dicks drawn on it.

You bork-borked your bork to another's bork too many borkyborks.

I dunno. I think this lady is rocking them:

Side note: I have been ruined by tv. I can't think of the word Doppelganger without thinking of Twin Peaks

I don't understand why a company like this is needed anymore. Simply google "(your sweetheart's town) florist" and order directly from a small business that actually gives a shit.

"Take these Winter Olympics, but beware! It comes with a terrible human rights curse!"

it had to be done.

HA! Like the article, too. Yet it seems not to've tickled the scrotums of the other commenters.

Relevant, somehow:

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Mine comes from The Venture Bros.

Seriously; they can't even spell!

do not take a flying leap and land on a dick.

Did somebody say Sex Olympics?

"I don't know if this is going to trick me into watching the Sochi Olympics...":

-Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

It really tied the rink together.

My new 80s hair metal cover band side project is now named "Brooding Cousin-Husband" and our first digital release shall be called "Head Jewelry". Thank you, Jezebel.