And around the corner fudge is made.

• Debating whether I have a mustache and, if I do, questioning whether other people see it.

Is that called The Beeker?

Now, I would just like to point out that this Oscars is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my spouse... and some of their friends. Oh, yes, and Dodai. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the…

That's one tall drink of pants

Would you dare say that if it was a blackboard?

The whiteboard never should have gotten drunk and passed out if it didn't want dicks drawn on it.

You bork-borked your bork to another's bork too many borkyborks.

I dunno. I think this lady is rocking them:

Side note: I have been ruined by tv. I can't think of the word Doppelganger without thinking of Twin Peaks

I don't understand why a company like this is needed anymore. Simply google "(your sweetheart's town) florist" and order directly from a small business that actually gives a shit.

"Take these Winter Olympics, but beware! It comes with a terrible human rights curse!"

it had to be done.

HA! Like the article, too. Yet it seems not to've tickled the scrotums of the other commenters.

Relevant, somehow:

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.