Mine comes from The Venture Bros.
Seriously; they can't even spell!
do not take a flying leap and land on a dick.
Did somebody say Sex Olympics?
"I don't know if this is going to trick me into watching the Sochi Olympics...":
-Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
It really tied the rink together.
My new 80s hair metal cover band side project is now named "Brooding Cousin-Husband" and our first digital release shall be called "Head Jewelry". Thank you, Jezebel.
This! I didn't develop my body image issues because of how Barbie looked. She was a doll and kids are pretty decent at separating out reality. My mom on the other hand? Beautiful but always saying she wasn't. Thin, but always on a diet because she didn't look like she did in school. So then when I grew up and was…
Maybe it's just the way I was raised, but I never compared myself to Barbie. She was just the same as Minnie Mouse, except that she was cooler than Minnie Mouse because instead of being second fiddle to Mickey, she could go off and be whoever the fuck she wanted to be. I don't think she teaches girls to get caught up…
Sure. So, it's mostly queer porn, and the idea is, now you can see lots of bodies that are really outside the norm of what's featured in porn. Which is totally true! You do not see a whole lot of men with pussies, or fat women, or female bodied people who have armpit hair, or female bodied people who don't have long…
I support the theory that the red part was actually ripped away by a third hand that came from the grassy crotch.
Prancercise does it for me.
Shit, Im willing to pitch a tent for free, and it would me more fun...lllllladiess
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I'd dance and kill for #TEAMPIE
I love this girl so much. This video is hilarious. I love that her "genuine love" for Girls only highlights how stupid the show actually is. Take notes Lily Allen: this is satire done right. I also really liked this video that she was featured in. An uncomfortably familiar experience dealing with micro-agressions in…