True story from a dark-skinned Black woman with Black hair: this has actually happened to me several times. I'll be at a friend's wedding or party or wherever. A friend will say, "picture time!" and I'll gather with friends to be photographed, usually, in these instances, with all non-Black friends. Pics will be…

I hate to spoil it for people, but Benedict has a disturbing resemblance to this dude:

1. Am I the only one who thinks Dan Stevens is "attractive" only in the context of the character of Cousin Matthew? Like, he just doesn't do it for me but I love Matthew.

Pfft. I knew it was fake as soon as I saw the black cat.

Y'all are just jealous about my snow pile stomach.

FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME!

I had mixed feelings on this piece, mostly because I am one of those women who has had to change her entire perspective on life just to survive on the Internet. I've come up with the million little threads in one giant encompassing web that allow me to process and cope with the harassment I face every day. I work as a…

My bracelet says, "Jezebel Commentor"

if I was wearing a fancy dress, this be me

I heard my 17 yo son call my 15 yo son that the other day playing some x station box type game. I reprimanded him and then spent 5 minutes trying to laugh as quietly as possible. Don't tell them I use it.

Where's Burt's sexual self story? I CLICKED THIS TITLE EXPECTING PERSONAL ANECDOTES.

Well Ray J was the one that wouldn't get out of her seat.

FIXED IT FOR YOU AMERICA

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

TO HELL WITH THAT NOISE

All my workout pants are from Old Navy and they've held up well (my workout shirts are just old t-shirts from wherever). I've only owned them for about a year but the dryers in my building suck so I'm pretty sure if they were going to get damaged, they'd be damaged already.

Hey fellas (YEAH)