Willa is probably one Cather who never wore a cup.

There is one place that I will NEVER hold the door for another person: The damn phone store. You get behind one person and you just added 45 minutes to your errand. I will sprint (no pun intended) past people to get into the phone store.

He did say “misguided attempt,” not “futile attempt.”

That is a disgusting act...

yup.

My wife insists that 3/3 does not equal 1. And will argue her point to other people! Who can hear her!

“A month from his 45th birthday, this is where Bartolo Colon is in his career—keeping Doug Fister’s rotation slot warm”

Nah, Wisconsin recruited Owen Daniels as a qb and moved him to tight end, where he ended up with a nice career in the NFL. They moved Tanner McEvoy to safety and wr, and recently switched a freshman qb recruit to safety (although he left the program soon after). All white guys. If you acknowledge that you want your 11…

Has Pitino been living in a dark basement with Michael Rappaport?

The exception being if you are a pitcher who gets a big strikeout. Then, you can show emotion, for some reason. Anyone else, no. I love baseball. Hate this shit.

No, he was in Chapelle’s show. At least this episode:

Cincinnati lost a 15 point lead with 14 minutes left? That has to be the worst thing to happen to the Bearcats ever.

A big dick nick usually happens when I am careless while shaving my balls.

Article concerning Arizona posted at 12:05. Kentucky fan types a post, making arizona’s loss all about Kentucky at 12:20. Stunning.

Maybe the terms haven’t been leaked because they didn’t offer any money, but instead some memorabilia from screen legend Anthony Quinn.

There’s only 9 nominees for Best Picture, so give yourself a bump to 11%.

Madison!

Because they know Arpaio would have shot anyone who wasn’t white.

Who will own the follow up on that?

Dahmer was 17-2. You forgot about his match with Christopher Scarver.