You’d think that there’d be a “Dog-whistlers” team from like Scottsdale AZ or the like.

“People don’t know that styrofoam is a good source of fiber. Nibble on a cup all day and it’ll scrape out your colon like nothin’ else. Gotta be careful though, it can also plug you right up. The key is nibbling, take it easy and take small bites.”

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

Tom Dempsey is still waiting for his HOF call, but the Selection Committee feels he’s already part of an elite club.

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

What are you talking about. There are multiple references. Specifically where it comes from:

Simple solution: deem all Hail Mary's uncatchable balls, as the quarterback has no intended receiver.

That made me irrationally happy for celebrating another adult’s pain. Embiid has gone from charming lunk to obnoxious shitheel faster than ever imaginable.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

The tattoo artist clearly misinterpreted Lonzo’s request.

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

I think that if we’ve learned anything about MSU lately, it’s that it’s completely normal to have adults in charge who like to go after teenagers.  

I love beer but I leave my body when someone starts talking to me about the process they go through to make it.  I’m here to forget, not to learn. 

All stars, elite players and leaders of their teams do not speak bad about any city.

post-hurricane redemption in NOLA.

To be fair, expensive fake implants have often been a ticket to success in Los Angeles.