Looks like Taubman’s not playing in a keeper league.

Round 1, pick 4. Jeff Badet, WR. No Wikipedia page exists. ROUND 1!

That must be the point. “See, we put in the rule! We never enforce it, but...”

Come on, I’ve been a Brewer fan for the entire 50 years, but most of Milwaukee’s misery has nothing to do with the playoffs. 

“but if you score three runs and then just fucking stop scoring after the 2nd inning”

He’s obviously faking. Who gives a shit about their second kid?

Bravo. You have my star.

How could we Forget?

Except he probably wasn’t going to play anyway, was he? He certainly wasn’t starting the season. There was no guarantee that he would have suited up at all this season. Would that have been better? The people who are angry act like he came off of the field after going 10-10 for 150 yards and three TDs in the first…

Was in Pittsburgh last month. Went to a Pirates game. Had my first Primanti brothers sandwich before the game. It went through me before the first inning was over.

The vocal is not a movement. I have seen quarterbacks penalized when they bob their head on the hard count. The clapping is a movement, which makes it a false start.

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Next All-Star break, he could be the first Aristides to win the Derby since 1875.

Ship them along with those who deal themselves three cards at the end of the deal.

Reviewable coin toss? I’m listening...

I’m hoping the video gets released. Lemonparty hasn’t had new content in months.

Let me also be first:

“Currently, they receive mid to high 50% of total revenues.”

Do not underestimate my ability to hate. Fuck Izzo, Lubbock is a horrible place filled with horrible people, Bruce Pearl is dirty, and Virginia? I’ll figure something out by Saturday.

I’m game. What hotel is your wife at?