No question that a heartbreaker is worse. I was over the Atlanta blowout last year before the game ended. 49ers playoff loss? Erik Walden still hasn’t found Colin Kaepernick. It was easy to see that they weren’t good enough. But the Seattle game, or 4th and 26, or the Giants loss in Favre’s last game, Kentucky 74-73…

Total bs that the Really Rottens never suffered more for their cheating. Laff-a-lympics needed relegation or something.

God, I just flashed back to my college roommate saying that to me right after he joined a frat. Went from 0 to insufferable within three seconds of pledging.

Savage comment.

Excellent summary? Dude wrote the entire fucking history of Boston sports. Twice. That was no summary.

Craft is overplayed, but “artisanal” is worse. There is a dentist in my town called Artisan Dentistry, and given that artisanal means “of a product, especially food or drink, made in a traditional or non-mechanized way”, I would no more go to an artisanal dentist than let Theodoric of York bleed me to balance my…

He wasn’t quite accurate. Swedish Fish market themselves as low-fat.

If she played basketball for Duke, the ref would have hit the board with an offensive foul.

I watch a lot of NFL, and I have never, ever seen the Texans win a game. Their record in national games must be abysmal.

Ross. Ross is the worst. It looks as if someone detonated a laundry bomb inside. Packages of socks sitting on 3-packs of underwear, all piled on the jeans. See a shirt that you like in the 16/32-33 bin? Too bad! It will be a misfiled size 15 in the wrong place, every time.

Yeah, but I am not looking forward to the kind of draft that this tanking will lead to.

That’s the worst carnage at a D.C. area ball diamond this— never mind.

He stole the acronym from his doctor, but then it meant “Keep Ingesting Lithium Lavishly”

I watch a lot of football, and I swear I have never seen the Texans win a game. They always look horrible when I watch one of their games. Did they receive a bye into the playoffs last year?

“Eh, I don’t have any issues with the Republican governors, because they are so neutral and neutered.”

I’m just so happy that they seem to have stopped advertising. Now, can we get advertisers to back off on using Peyton?

To a certain extent, it’s a lot like Jack Nicholson in Witches of Eastwick, right? “Men are such cocksuckers aren’t they? You don’t have to answer that. It’s true. They’re scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them,…

50 years. Wow. That means the first boys molested are probably old enough to be molesting their own grandsons now.

I’m more concerned about his doppelganger lurking in the background.

My racist uncle still calls them the fal-COONS.