I said to my wife, “how come no one drinks ginger ale except on an airplane?” She says she loooves ginger ale and buys a twelve-pack on her next trip to the grocery store. Months later, there's still eleven cans left.

Olympic drug testing will always find a way to efimova.

A tight end would have been nice.

Hey, I live in Wisconsin, I’ve had three heart attacks, and...what was your point again?

Really? You mention New Orleans as a bad winner without listing the number one reason? They use it as a reason to trudge out the Katrina footage and talk about the city’s perseverance.

You don’t remember this?