This is the day Mark Cuban became President.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Wait. What. It may not be real?

Thanks for your service Bryan. Given the choice of listening to Fergie sing anything and swallowing a live hand grenade, it’s “Bon Appétit” for moi.

Always wondered what the inspiration for this sound effect was.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

This is low-key the greatest idea I’ve ever heard.

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.

Consider this my application to play one, all, any of said guys.

Just so I’m clear, they both pine after the same guy? No, no, they both work for a cute guy? The guy is their partner who saves the day despite his unconventional ways? One is in love with a guy and one sleeps around with guys?

Shut up and take my money!

Is it weird I want a buddy show with Jameela Jamil and Hannah Simone where they’re both alternately the straight person and the comic relief?

Jason Alexander sings the theme song or get the fuck out.

That orphan nailed it in one take too- though Fincher shot another 30 anyway.

The same thing happened with the babies who were supposed to play Ione Skye’s infant in Zodiac, but Fincher sent a PA to an orphanage to kidnap a replacement.

“A failed experiment in stunt casting...”