I giggled so damn hard when he did that. “Portles” just makes me so happy that I’m going to be screaming it whilst jumping through doorways all weekend.

*googles Pete Rose*

Seconded. It was just breaking out of the somewhat schlocky pilot when they chopped it. She and Cho were great, and the ensemble was starting to gel.

I mean, in fairness, “doing the exact same thing but with a woman” worked for Force Awakens...

But we don’t have anyone other than those old fucks! We have old fucks and young fucks but no middle fucks, no fucks who are in their fucking prime who can fucking hold the torch that the old fucks have been bobbling for three fucking years, and the young fucks are too immature to fucking carry. There’s a lost…

I’m so damn glad to have Dale around. I live in Dallas, and we have that little fuckrag Robert Jeffers giving Trump a Baptist smokescreen and ranting about how athletes would be shot in the head somewhere else. So thanks to Dale, we have at least some pride in our national figures.

Yeah, I think this is the right take. I don’t think the hero doesn’t need to forge it again. AA already did the tough work, the new guy/gal just needs to show themselves worthy of Lightbringer (and brave/dumb enough to grab a sword from some fire).

As you wish, y’all.

Nope. He may have hoped people would stop being so mean to him and get in a tizzy about statues, but we’re all still pretty focused on how he’s now a Nazi sympathizer. He’s trying to trade that title for a Confederate sympathizer, but at this point, they’re essentially the same.

I’m getting kind of sick of everyone…

Listen, I hear you. Kinda.

+1 tremendous armada

We also have to remember that they only get their news from Fox or Trump, himself. The only way to be heard in an echo chamber is to be loud. The Tea Party did it a cycle ago, and kept at it, demonizing liberals/Democrats and it won them their fever-dream candidate. I don’t think we need to demonize the Trumpkins, but…

I think you’re underestimating them. If Bannon has his way, Trump will end up doddering his miserable life away from inside the Oval Office, signing bullshit EOs for the next 15 years thanks to voting restrictions, gerrymandering, and a Congress that’s willing to bend over and take it.

Fellow Texan. You gotta come at them with what they care about. They may not admit it, but they don’t like Trump’s Folly. That wall will seriously fuck Texas up, far more than other states. So call them and tell them to fight for their state’s best interests, at least as far as the wall is concerned, or you’re going…

Eh. I get the sentiment, but what of literary criticism? Or criticism of any art? I totally understand the desire to call out a Monday morning quarterback for being a worthless asshat, but there can—and must—be valid evaluation and criticism of art, even if the critic cannot surpass or even match the target of the…

Why isn’t anyone talking about how shitty the designs look? I live in Dallas, and (sadly) go to a lot of Rangers games. The Ballpark is fine without an ugly fucking greenhouse rooftop and a bunch of bland malls surrounding it.

I definitely pause in wild, but the “eye” blends into the “uh” almost enough to be a dipthong. This will take more work.

But I submit this unimpeachable source to support the three-syllable W.