Damn. She was so close to the point of getting flustered enough where she would have said her own name backwards and be sent back to the 5th Dimension. 

Not the golf-loving, kilt wearing, master chemist Elmo McElroy causing mayhem across Liverpool whilst on the run from Meat Loaf in 51st State/Formula 51?

Careful.  You’ll be hearing from their lawyers.

Yep that is some grade-A passive-aggressiveness in that first tweet.  Can’t wait until he blames the French for gifting us the Statue of Liberty and giving everyone the wrong idea...

It’s a great little game actually.

Projection is a hell of a drug.

Somewhere, the ghost of an ostrich is laughing its ass off.

Bastard doesn’t even have the courage to look you in the eyes.

Found the unruly spectator

Some people are so absurdly pretty, it’s like staring at the sun.

Monday Night Combat was the greatest.

Well <insert name> we had invented the internet. And we had 4chan and reddit. We thought we had seen the extent of stupidity on the internet. We didn’t know how wrong we were. We thought we had lived through the worst of the stupidity....and then -they- came...

it definitely sets a president.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Remember when you had a President?

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

Folgers is good shit, we have it in our office. But we are also all poor.

Unfortunately it never gets old.