You were, are, and will always be my favorite Kotaku writer. From your Riot exposé to your genuinely amazing journey to find the lost American Sailor Moon Pilot, something that I personally failed to make any headway on several times, your articles have always been a delight.
Gave you free dirty mags too lmao!
A new definition of pain and suffering as you are retconned over a thousand years.
We should ask Mr. Owl.
This is quality gaming journalism. My Monday is so much better for having read this. Thank you.
Not the golf-loving, kilt wearing, master chemist Elmo McElroy causing mayhem across Liverpool whilst on the run from Meat Loaf in 51st State/Formula 51?
Yep that is some grade-A passive-aggressiveness in that first tweet. Can’t wait until he blames the French for gifting us the Statue of Liberty and giving everyone the wrong idea...