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Well, that’s terrifying. But please note that if you go to defendyourballot.com, there’s a handy button for reporting an “election incident.” It seems to me that some beardy psycho calling for an “army” to “watch them” (i.e., people trying to vote) is an obvious voter suppression tactic - and therefore an “election

Up Your Arsenal with that take. 

Beneath the trees where nobody sees.

I think his eyebrows are pretty racist looking too. 

Deep Blue Sonic...

Sorry, I've been stuck in this fridge in the desert for a long time, but I'm certain there was no Indiana Jones movie in 2008...

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The overheated references in poetry; the images that dominate our media! Is it all...an elaborate fraud?

Looks like the Ghost Twins raided Colin Baker’s TARDIS wardrobe.

Cecillia D’Anastasio.

You were, are, and will always be my favorite Kotaku writer. From your Riot exposé to your genuinely amazing journey to find the lost American Sailor Moon Pilot, something that I personally failed to make any headway on several times, your articles have always been a delight.

(:

This is how I always end up watching hours of Tractor Simulator 2019.

Gave you free dirty mags too lmao!

A new definition of pain and suffering as you are retconned over a thousand years.

#AskDrNerdlove

We should ask Mr. Owl.

This is quality gaming journalism. My Monday is so much better for having read this. Thank you.

Law & Order: Statutory Ape

For fuck’s sakes.

“Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country!”