It’s not a pill, it’s a suppository.

Kill the queen, DAVID!....what? THE JUKEBOX!

Why don’t you feel sorry for him?!? Didn’t you read the article? His life is RUINED.

How do they know to stand on soft 17? Casinos just know shit.

nice

she should listen to her friend billy zane, he’s a cool guy.

i wouldnt pass the physical, so black guys it is.

Hey! You leave Spatula Hands Angelo alone!

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

Oh barf, it’s Luke and Leia all the way.

He does an impression of Donald Trump Jr., too.

Poke-Mon Kenobi

An accident waiting to happen?

We of the age that reminisces about the bizarreness of the game Clash At Demonhead when it's name is dropped while millenials get peeboners at the thought of a game being made in the Scott Pilgrim universe.

It turns into a shitshow.

Stacey Dash as Trump’s running mate?

beyond good and anal.