“So son, you want to know where babies come from. Well, a man and a woman meet and then it’s X - Triangle - Shoulder Button, Shoulder Button - roll left stick, roll right stick - OOOOO. That’s where babies come from. And free orbs.”

Should have cut to the hound saying “at least I have chicken” at the end of it.

Slimes have electrolytes, and they’re what people under plants need.

“What can brown do for you?”

Don’t. Praise. The machine.

Now this is the Jem movie we deserve...

It’s not black and white on Sunday when the strip is printed in color.

Some people call it a ham wallet. I call it a ham sandwich.

“He tasted offal”- The Homeless

Faith and begorrah, Commissioner! You're not suggesting that we do police work, are you?!

He’ll build the best wall, and he’ll make the Titans pay for it!

“Make America Kawaii Again”

This, continuously, for all time.

SHOTS.. FIREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD

Now this is good kinja.

I see the symbolism

Zing!

Okay, but they had so much sex after that ep of Lip Sync Battle, right?