They’re Canadian children, I’ve seen Degrassi, they can handle it!

This last sentence.

NO WE DIDN’T WANT TO BREAK ANY MORE LAWS SO WE GAVE IT TO SOME PRETEENS INSTEAD

Your own personal Depeche Mode?

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

Outlets.... lend me your strength!

Flip the light switch, the lamp turns on 5 days later.

Ever since I left the Cita...DEL!

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

But, imagine how fetch it would be if it did.

Dick’s good but I’ve got to go with Bubba Ho-tep.

Not a remix, but my favorite music video of this song:

people like Team Fortress more?

Here’s the thing.

It’s bigger on the inside!

Hudson Hawk.

FRA-GEE-LAY. Must be Italian.

Judging by his repeated misuse of the word whom, I’m guessing this guy wouldn’t suffer a which to live, either.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.