Thanks. Now it's in my head.

Joan Rivers is just jealous that baby North can move her face without the help of marionette strings.

"Gotham's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it, the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows. It is one we've performed for centuries. Gotham...must be destroyed."

I dated a ghost in high school, but he was kind of a prude: he'd never touch me.

I was so hoping this would be what it was. Thank god for you.

Are you sure this wasn't at the pubic wig store, Amerkin Apparel? rimshot

First thing that popped into my mind:

I was hoping someone would get that!

That is probably my favorite episode.

I've never seen this gif before, but Judy Gellar speaks for all of us.

My husband and I were watching the first episode of Sherlock the other day, he sees Freeman, and goes "God, he just looks like a bell-end, know what I mean?" Yes, my darling, I do.

This is terrifying, the raw and cooked product. I'm seriously frightened. Maybe the idea as a joke would be semi-kind-of-not-really-funny, but to actually put that together and make it... and then... eat it... uhhh.... no. Somebody call the police.

That was horrifying. Any pics of the finished product?

That's horrifying.

THE EYES, THE EYES!!!

I feel like someone should watch the film "Dumplings"

wife: " ho hey honey I was just about to take dinner out of the ov-"
husband: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I feel like someone should read/watch 'The Road'.