...bitches.

And puppet collections I hope.

This gif reminded me of this...

Apparently they got to it before an adult video company here did...

D'oh, beat me to it...

Touche lol

oh god, my dad has an issue of dark claw.

Coach: Looks like we're missing some players this week. What happened?

Squirrel Girl is op...Nerf now!!!

So what you're saying is that reality is... sans Sarif?

"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

"Let the dogs out"

Oh there are so many directions they could have gone with this. The GOP Transvaginal Vibrator. The Eric Cant-fuck-her. Perfect Pitch McConnell. Ted Cruz To Ecstacy. Michelle B-ahhhhhh-chmann.

Miley. Matt.

Too bad they didn't give it a creative name! I 'd suggest calling it the John Bo(eh)ner, but it's pink not orange, and ew gross.