I always thought they kept her around to eat lesser E! stars if they get too out of hand..

Oh my state, what has become of you?!

Just remember what Jason always says about sex in strange places.

Easy to clean up? Have you ever tried putting one in the dishwa... um..

Now see, I approve of the target, but not the tactic.

He looks like he should be in a corporate headquarters at Christmastime getting gunned down by John McClane.

I could've sworn that smell was a new cologne: Gym: By Travolta.

Agreed.

I was late to my own murder a few years ago, and I'm STILL dealing with the shame!