Right there with ya..

They'll likely kill you in the morning.

Cheetos be's a hell of a drug, ya'll!

DISAGREE.

Oh sure, you SAY that.. but a brother of a friend of a cousin of mine?

Just because someone gets a tramp stamp over a certain area, don't mean we need to be slut-shamed!

Well, I can't see this taking off.. as many people love babies, but most couldn't finish a whole one.

Sometimes, the best dude defense? Is a dude offense.