And boy was he embarrassed when they got out.

Might I suggest doing nothing but trance covers of Pussy Riot songs?

And now, cue the subreddit dedicated to sexual thoughts about TayTay's belly button.

I feel the need to agree, the eternally lovely Mrs. Hartley seems very huggable!

BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU... LATELY???

Sorry Burt, but I already voted for my Martian leader.

Couldn't they just have used....

Sooo, there's a chance Jeff Ross will get drawn and quartered by a group of furious tweens?

Hey now, it's probably just cold in there...

And now, I am again obligated, as with any clam-jammed story.

I really can't wait for it to drop....

Girlchums... from the makers of "Fem-mentos!"

And now, I feel obligated to share this...

Part of me is all "Ooooh, pudgy pudgy panda belly!"