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Oh, c'mon.. you never go full Romney!

Who tha' fuck has been praying for this? Because I can safely say..

Notice, I have supplied a suitable collection of animated pictures to best represent the feelings many have reading this.

Hey now! That boy is MINE.

Ah, another fine product from the woman I will always think of as "Peppah Gravy: Butter Pimp".

Heh, yeah.. a glass.

A steampunk vape pen?