By now, poor Doug isn't "shooting blanks".. he's "leaking air..

Oddly enough, I'm betting on Mimic..

I'd heard about a Kink.com video about a cosplaying lady getting the rough gangbang treatment at a convention...

Obligatory.

Gordon Shumway refused to comment.

I'm now going to have Henry Rollins' voice saying "but girlfriend, you changed" echoing in my head the rest of the day.

WHY WON'T THIS DAMN BUTTON WORK?!

I've tried ASMR vids before, but all they seem to do is make me cry for no reason...

I prefer to use my Roller Derby referee name: "Spank Ass-area"

And while her boobs ARE spectacular, I'd kill to spend a weekend camping in those cute dimples!