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Regret.. and doritos..

It's not the first time they tried celeb suckers.

What? Nobody? Jezzy, I am disappoint.

Clearly Santa was upset about a lack of more Legally Blonde movies.

Funny, 'm more for..

My question is: Wouldn't a "pie chart" be appropriate? Or is that only if they barebacked it?

DOCTOR SCOTT!!