A Benny Hill chase sequence in slow motion has done more for women than anything Piers has ever said. The man is the walking equivalent of strumming your finger over your lips while going "bubububuh".

Petty turkey.

Funny thing is..

Oh Rosie, hahahaaaa...aa.aa.a.

I have nothing relevant to add, so here's Wil and Anne Wheaton's Sharknado 2 cameo...

BUTTERBEER IS REAL.

Hey, say what ya will.. Frozen helped me squeak through Writing For The Web last semester.

Hey, I'm a giver.