Gods, it's been so long since I could use this...

Twelve inches to a yard got ya soundin' like... no, wait. Wrong song.

Now wait a minute, ICQ is still a thing?!

True, some of our fellows don't have as saucy a sense of humor.

What can I say? I slaw it coming.

A Sarong and swamp ass?

Yeah, that's not exactly the sort of line anyone should relish..

Yeah..

Yeah, what Bob said!