Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

They clearly reversed the polarity of the NUDE-tron flow.

Or all..

I think the upper part of her face is just trying to climb up and away from the crazy shit her mouth tends to say.

I AM GROOT

And lo, Michelle O-Sauron sends the greatest of her Nazgul out to find those pesky Hobbits.

The better bet is buying The Szalinski Electromagnetic Vaginal Shrinker.

I know, it's a real... shocker.

You think you're being a-cute, don't you?

Oh. For. FUCK'S. sake!

IT WAS COLD!