Not show: The child's addiction to farm-grown vegan chimichangas.

There's always... "Soda"..

I was thinking more "Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!" the next time I do..

Awww, good luck over at Vice!

Yeaaaaaaaah, cause his relationships with women have gone sooo well.

Hellooooooo ladies!

Just don't ask for "The Whopper"...

Give them a few years and they'll look like their owner..

I love this woman. That is all.

Ah, Paula Deen..

I've seen "sexy My Little Pony"... Grande wouldn't even merit a cutie mark.

Upside, their likely self-obsessed love-making would not end in conception, as scissoring can only get you so far...