Juicero is an all-timer

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

She’s getting paid, but isn’t allowed to perform the functions of her job. Sounds perfect to me!

Definitely shit on Louies part. In his prime he was as funny a stand up I’d seen, I mean laugh out loud til your crying funny. Chapelle and Carlin are right there for me too. Anyway I turned on Netflix tonight (It’s 230am here in Dubai) and started to watch Louies newest stand up. Absolutely cringeworthy. The audience…

Thats so uncool. Especially since a writer director knew about it. So they either stole the idea and didnt say anything, or told people he this is ripping Tig off and they decided to ignore it.

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

This may not be the time or place, but with Charlie dying from leukemia, it is only fitting. We are currently fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society to try and fund the research that will eradicate this horrible disease. We should not still be losing the fight to cancer and if anyone can spare even $1…

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Gee, maybe not caring about their seed should’ve occured about two months and 1000 LeBron minutes ago.

Reminded me of my girlfriend. She always be tripping during her cycle.

Wouldn’t be the first time a man’s made his way down to third and ended up with his face in dirt

Let’s get this out of the way:. Anyone who makes a comment in the realm of “This is football. What a bunch of pussies” is an asshole.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

Well, now we’ve had GS blow a 3-1 lead, Cubs win the WS, Trump lose the popular vote, Falcons steal defeat from the jaws of victory and finally, a Sergio Garcia major win.

42?

I would pay good money to see Dame, CJ and Nurkic spoof the Sabotage video.