They’re casting shade by... not casting shade. (Since they eliminate a building that would otherwise cast a shadow...)

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

“Well, you see, we couldn’t throw at the other guy because it would look bad after our fans yelled racist things at him”. Baseball at its finest.  

Ladies and gentlemen, we have some grade A full retard beef.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

For refusing the MRI, Syndergaard will be placed on the 60-Day Mentally Disabled list.

So you’re saying the Mets let their gaard down.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

Injuries happen, hitters go cold, and teams struggle. It happens. But only the Mets can fuck shit up this brilliantly. Star slugger with a history of gimpy wheels is hurt? RUSH HIM BACK. Syndergaard can’t pitch? Sick the media on him but for God’s sake DON’T TELL HARVEY. Jay Horwitz is a fucking moron. It’s…

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

The tea leaves said it in last year’s finals: the Curry 3 just wasn’t a safe bet.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

He’d be sad, but he’d have to admit that it was a savvy move by a company looking to protect it’s bottom line. The optics might not be to the public’s liking, but people will come around on what the Worldwide Leader is doing.

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

Almost as good as the last time he victimized Longo on a trick play

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

These bozos can’t protect the basket without fouling, and they can’t secure defensive rebounds at all.

April 29th: And here he is, sitting on a couch while watching the second round of the playoffs, yet somehow reaching into the kitchen fridge for a cold mineral water.