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That’s an 8.5 on the Schwarber scale.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.

Sarah Palin with a bad take? You don’t say!

The ony thing that really appalled me in that SI piece is that Sarah Fucking Palin described Kaep’s donation to Meals on Wheels as a publicity stunt. For crissakes. “You’re only helping the hungry for attention!” Ugh.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

Man ... that’s a pretty large crowd for a meaningless late-season game played by a terrible team against a mediocre team, neither with any stars that make people go “oh, I need to actually see this guy in person.” Props to Brooklyn fans!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Appropriate use of gif.

Yeah, I saw that too. I guess I was just looking for something more specific, like a quote from Brigham Young about Satan’s sick outlet passes or something.

Because the purpose of playing basketball (or any sport) while on your mission is for general exercise, not to win a game or get yourself injured. From the handbook:

Did he stop having sex too, or what?

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.