Man ... that’s a pretty large crowd for a meaningless late-season game played by a terrible team against a mediocre team, neither with any stars that make people go “oh, I need to actually see this guy in person.” Props to Brooklyn fans!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Appropriate use of gif.

After the win, Seavey said to his team, “Good dogs.”

Yeah, I saw that too. I guess I was just looking for something more specific, like a quote from Brigham Young about Satan’s sick outlet passes or something.

Because the purpose of playing basketball (or any sport) while on your mission is for general exercise, not to win a game or get yourself injured. From the handbook:

Did he stop having sex too, or what?

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

My impression is that he got found out. Running was all he could do.

I assumed Belichick was going to find another position for him, he likes physical players that are 100% committed - and despite Tebow’s faults, he is at least that.
When BB couldn’t find anything for Tebow to do; despite his experience, physicality and…

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

Came for the Harambe jokes, left mostly disappointed.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

No.

Fuck them both.

Diana, I have praised you more times than I can count, but I just want to say the fact that you continue to dig and bring us non-stop coverage of a problem that is so out of control I can’t even begin to put into words....

*Dad.