I haven’t seen a team screw up a situation involving a player named Cousins since about 2 weeks ago.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

Damn. Beasley has actually really done well this year (especially considering the Bucks picked him up for a sack of nothing) and he was gonna get some starters minutes with Jabari out. If this is serious this is a shame for Beasley, who was probably gonna make some money this offseason, and for everyone who was…

Beasley came into my place of work in Columbia, SC over the summer. My first words were “That’s Michael fucking Beasley.” No one else knew who he was. Good thing I paid attention to identifying journeymen basketball players instead of, ya know, school.

Am I allowed to feel terrible for Beatty?

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

If 15 years ago you would have told me that Justin Timberlake and the Rock would be two GOAT contenders, I would have likely laughed at you and asked if Trump was president as well.

Lakers brass has reportedly expressed excitement over Lavar’s comments noting “If he only wants to play for the Lakers and we end up drafting him, that means he’ll be happy to be a Laker.”

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

I look forward to his tweet of the screenshot of his Cyber Dust message.

For whatever reason, my main on Smash 4 went from being Yoshi (yeah, Yoshi) to Kirby.

G and T

To be fair, there isn’t anything between the G and T in football.

The one that makes zero sense to me is that the Paul George to Celtics deal couldn’t get done.