I appreciate the camerawoman shouting “in Jesus name” a bunch. It’s like the Little League Baseball appropriate version of WorldStar.

You really have to ask yourself... Where are the parents of these thugs?

There were very fine parents on both sides, I’m sure. 

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

Wow, look at those thugs.

Actually, a hotel robe is one of the sexiest things a woman can wear.

“I don’t get her at all.”

this may not age well. +1

Aww, I miss my dad. He was a History Buff Dad, and he did take us to Gettysburg, in July, when it was so hot. He was the only one that wanted to stop the car and look at the monuments. 

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I wonder how bass feel about bass?

Men like Ansari and CK have had an easier time making a “comeback” largely because people are willing to buy tickets to see them.

You don’t get to remove speech just because you don’t like it.  Good for him for not yielding to the hysterical mob.  It’s his goddam company and he can do what he wants.   If you don’t like it then get off twitter - oh wait, none of you will!

Long ago, in the before times, when I wasn’t married, I primarily relied on my musky aroma to attract women. I have no idea how I’d ever hope to make myself appealing in a dating app format.

Now that I have kids, I go to Disney far more now than I ever did. I can now really look at some of the rides and see how they work. That being said, the Haunted Mansion is very impressive. With it being an older ride, everything about it, from the line to the opening walk-through to the ride itself is fantastic.  

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.

Cannabis naps are the best naps. 

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.