Don’t want to piss off those conservatives who will definitely vote Dem if we're nice enough! All two of them!

How to investigate lying republicans.

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

She has far more grace than I could ever imagine having in her situation. I imagine the bullshit will more or less persist until her eventual obituary, which of course will reference Clinton.

I think that was the point of her accent, though.  It was part of the joke.

Ya, this Kinja thing really went downhill after the whole Nick Denton thing. Everything is either intended to be racist or to bully. Shut up already - shit like this only serves to mute out all the actual racist shit going on.

Benadryl works for me. Good luck. ❤️

You can get a scrip for that.

This happened to me, too.  My parents were in the foreign service so we lived overseas and flew A LOT.  I never had a problem with it.  Sometime in my late-twenties (I’m now 33), that mystery switched flipped for me, too, and I have such a terrible time with anxiety when I fly.  I think my problem is that I’ve told…

I used to be such a good flier. No anxiety. I’d get on, fasten my seat belt and fall asleep. OUT. Like a light.

I mean... that does help. Thanks!

Words don’t mean anything to these fuckwits.

“There’s an allegation by the acting FBI director at the time that the deputy attorney general was basically trying to do an administrative coup, take the president down [through] the 25th Amendment process,” Graham said on Face the Nation.

The good news is Bean doesn’t care whether he wins or loses. Bean in it for the attention, the treats, and any extra belly rubs. So in that sense, Bean won big.

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.

It’s terrible this guy lost his kid. However, Louis’ joke wasn’t about that. It was about kids getting on TV and talking about policy they have no business talking about. Going through a tragedy does not give you ultimate insight into what this country needs to operate. Louis joke was not aimed at this guy, it was…

I hate Jenny McCarthy more and more each week. She is so, so, obnoxious and stupid.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And…

He gave his life to stop us from nuking ourselves and you don’t even have the common decency to put him on this list!

What about The Iron Giant???